Friday, October 23, 2009

Drunk In The Rain

(This Picture Has Nothing To Do With The Story - I Just Thought It Was Hilarious)

So back to the story:

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not help him,’ he said sarcastically, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning, and it is pouring rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.


CI-Roller Dude said...

These 3 guys walked into a bar in Baghdad.....A Christian, a Muslum and a Jew....

and it blew up.

Coffeypot said...

Dude, nah...I was Jesus sending down a bolt of lightning to teach the Christian a lesson about hanging out with non-believers.

Ducky said...

John, we all know how much you like porch swings. Was this a guest post by your neighbor?

Coffeypot said...

Daffy, damn you figured it out. Smart ass.

Kimberly said...

I want to be drunk knocking and swinging!!

Anonymous said...

That pic was great! ...I saved it.
Tank woulda done that for me anyday...and outrun the coyotes too. haha.