I stole this from Jan at Tookie Tales (http://tookietales.blogspot.com/) I don’t know why I keep doing these because y’all know everything I want you to know about me already. So this one might be my last one unless someone comes up with a new way of asking questions. I have thought about doing a “Truth or Dare” type blog, but it would take some time and more effort than I have the desire to put into it. So, it any of you real smart people thinks it’s a good idea, go for it.
Over The Top MeMe
Part One - Describe: Your hair? Gray! Your mother? Worm Food - Dead! Your father? Him, too! Your favorite food? Sushi right now. Your dream last night? That I ate a giant marshmallow - woke up and my pillow was gone. Your favorite drink? Depends! Ice Tea, Diet Coke, Bud Lite, Jack Black! Your dream/goal? To live longer than Methuselah. The room are you in? Family Room! Your hobby? Reading, Masturbating and Blogging (sometimes at the same time!) Your fear? Jealous Husbands! Your TV? Over there! Your Pets? With Dr. Amber (except my buddy, Chaplin.) Friends? None! Your life? Is lonely. Your mood? Is resigned. If you're missing someone? No! Everybody is accounted for. Your best friend? Nonexistent!
Part Two - The Where's? Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive! Where were you last night? Motel in Winchester, VA Where did you grow up? I started out in Atlanta from birth to 17, but I’m still growing up. One place that I go to over and over? The bathroom. Your favorite place to eat out? Waffle House or any Sushi bar. Wish list items? Health, Happiness, Win The Lottery and Obama, Pelosi, Reed and the rest of the Socialist out of office before it is too late. Last time you laughed? Five minutes ago. Last time you cried? Today!
Part Three - The What's? Something that you aren't? Gay! Last thing you did? Answer the last question. What are you wearing? Blue jeans and t-shirt Something you're not wearing? Condom! Your favorite store? Wal Mart where all the cool chicks are.