Dear Senior Citizen,
Sorry, the US can't afford your ailments anymore so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!
We at the White House hope you enjoy your free tax payer final vacation!
The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.
First World Problems - Their annoying commercials blaring from the pump like some wholesome BYU pep rally I can tolerate. Last week they shrunk all three coffee cup sizes and ra...
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