Saturday, January 23, 2010

Obama Jokes

Here are some Obama jokes because he is one. They are kinda cheap shots, but, yah know, I don’t care. He is a cheap shot.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lying African.
On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people.
This year Barack Obama is going as - Barack Obama.
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ..... America !
If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What’s the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t thank they are funny and others don’t think they are jokes.
Q: Why is Obama so thin and scrawny?
A: If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Any questions?


Mrsblogalot said...


Matty said...

These are fantastic.

mrscravitz said...

I LOVE IT! Keep em coming!

Jamie said...


And I am new here but I will be back...


rxBambi said...

just stopped over from Matty's and wanted to say THANK YOU GOD! It's so nice to see that not everyone in this nation thinks he is the savior. I like you a really lot now :)