THE INTERNET IN FLORIDA
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE INTERNET?
FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT - BOCA TEECA:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem
SERENITY NOW:CENTURYVILLAGE-LYONS ROAD:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE - BROKEN SOUND:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? - Boca Lago:
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes
MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS - FORT LAUDERDALE:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
IN MINT CONDITION - DELRAY BEACH:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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8 comments:
Sounds like me in a few years.
Is me now.
This is very realistic!
Spring has arrived and so the white shoes pants and belts are back with a vengence. The further you head down south in florida the brighter the pink shirt that goes with that outfit gets.
Oh my God, I am soooooooooo laughing even though I am trembling in forward thinking fear.
(my verification word = cad hens) Ha ha ha ha.
Christine, and knee socks, panama hats and big belts.
Likity Splitter, (I like that handle, one of my favorite pasttimes) we will all be there one of these days. I think my day is next week.
Hysterical. Where did you find these?
Oh my gosh, is this how the future looks?
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