Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Three Old Ladies In The Park

I was walking in the park the other day and saw these three mischievous old Grandmas sitting on a bench. As I walked by one of the old gals yelled out saying, 'John, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

I snorted and said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old ladies said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, I dropped my pants and drawers (extremely glad I had no ‘hash marks’ to exhibit.)

The old hags asked me to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 65 years old!'

Standing there with my pants down around my ankles (enjoying the breeze), I was dumbfound and asked, 'How in the world did you ever guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies yelled in unison, 'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

I had the last laugh, though. My birthday party was last week.


Does this look familiar ladies?



Momma Fargo said...

OMG! Happy Birthday!

Ed said...

Seriously? It's your birthday? Bullshit. You can't count that high.

I think I recognize that lady swim suit shopping.

Lickety Splitter said...

Uh no, thank God, that does not look familiar at all. I don't even remember what a bathing suit looks like.


June said...

Well Happy Belated Birthday to you Old Man! *wink*

Coffeypot said...

Hold on folks. It's not my birthday yet. Not until September (or last September.) I just took an email sent to me and personalized it. I do shit like that sometimes. But thanks for the wishes, anyway. And yes I can count that high, but I can’t have candles on my cake because the set off the smoke alarm.

Ace said...

It may not have been about you, but I can see you doing it. lol Knew you'd like that one.

powdergirl said...

Hah, nope, it doesn't look familiar, YET, but hey, something to look forward to.

ScoMan said...

Hahahahah that was great.

Paxford said...

Oh Bless their hearts* - public coffey exposure now burned into my brain cells



*Thank you for teaching me this saying, I use it frequently and as no one around me knows the deeper intent I'm releiving my snark quota in a cheerful manner :)

Miss Em said...

Old Ladies

Well that one way to sneak-a-peek.
The part I had trouble believing is YOU walking in the park.

Swim suit
How the hell did you get my pic??

Miss Em

Daffy said...

A good friend suggested that you maybe caught a pic of me shopping for a swim suit.

That couldn't possibly be me....my hair isn't that color....

Happy Born Naked Day!

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I had quite a laugh. That was funny.