Thursday, May 27, 2010

I Almost Choked To Death Today

It seems that the second generation apple doesn’t fall far from the original tree.

Bug, J-Man and I went to lunch at a local wings eatery today where our waitress was a very cute young lady. And she certainly was able to fill out a pair of jeans.

As she walked away from our table, J-Man leaned over toward me and said in a low voice, “Paw Paw, she has a nice turd cutter.”

I was about to swallow some juice bit of wing and got choked. I was coughing into my napkin, trying to suck in some air and laugh at the same time.

He’s my boy!

(Don’t read this Marni. He gets it naturally between me and his dad.)


Momma Fargo said...

Oh Geez. I've never heard that one before. :)

Marni said...

That is awful! You can't see him any more... :)

(And my word verification? NASTE! How appropriate!)

Miss Em said...

Now that's just to young to start being an "old salt".

Miss Em

Lickety Splitter said...

OMG ... did you teach him that? You shameless Coffey Pot ;)

clew said...

Turd cutter!!! Never heard that one, and I thought I'd heard everything. Bravo.

Ed said...

That boy will make a fine sailor someday.