Tuesday, September 07, 2010

The Drover and the Croc

An Australian Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will then close his mouth for one minute. At that time he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Credentials and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.

The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile really, really hard on the top of its head.

The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up..........

'I'll try it - but you have to promise not hit me so hard.’


Ducky said...

Oh God. I laughed out loud.

Mike Golch said...

Oh man that was funny!!

Ragtop lady said...

I came, I saw and I laughed !!! Now my day is complete, by the way, I read all of them from the past few days again. You are funny indeed !!! Keep up the good work !!!

PatrickA51 said...

Oh boy

ScoMan said...

So like an Australian.

And so like a blonde.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...


Miss Em said...


Miss Em

Lickety Splitter said...

I guess it's true, blondes do have more fun.

Momma Fargo said...

I think I peed myself. That was hilarious!