An Oldie But Goody...
And for those of you who were worried, you can now relax and stop pacing and bighting your fingernails, I am home and out of the snow. I got up at four a.m. this morning and was on the road by five. Still plenty of snow and ice in VA. I was in snow till I reached NC. Several time my rear-end was swinging like a pole dancer with jock itch. But mostly the roads were clear. It was just getting to the interstate that was slippery.
Tired, but happy...no, wait.
Judy just got home from the airport with her mom, Granny Dot, who will be here for three weeks. wipee!
Now in some cultures the elderly are revered. Not in this household (I get no respect), but some places. I like the Eskimo culture where they slide the elderly out on the ice.
I am elderly, too. Fuck!
Guess I’m stuck with her for three weeks.
Pray for me.
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