Why I Quit Going To The Gym

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a lovely sweet young thing.  Yes! I can notice a sweet young things…that’s why God gave us eyes.

Anyhoney, I asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?”

The trainer looked me up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

I hate those fucking trainers.