A man met a beautiful woman and they hit it off right away.So after spending a full day enjoying each others company, he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented.They were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two-and-a-half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Thibodaux but I worked both sides of Bayou Lafourche.
Did any of you find out surprising new stuff about your spouse that you didn’t know before you married?Come on, fess up.It will be just between you and me.
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11 comments:
Really? How much time do you have?
Not much, really. I see right through people : )
Ha!Ha! I'm pretty sure we don't wanna go there!
Given that the divorce rate is so high, I imagine a lot of people find out stuff about their partners they didn't know before they married.
As for me... well you'll just have to wait until it goes up on my blog... some people always looking to get something for nothing damn it!
Nothing much. We're both rather dull. (but not in a bad way...)
;)
I love your joke. I'm a still chuckling.
Ha HA! Good one.
I saw a little quote the other day and, being married close to a quarter century myself, thought is was SO true:
"Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
HA! I'm still finding stuff out! (-:
Happy Saturday!
~AM
I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife.
That's my story.
u damn well better believe it !!!
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