I was out for my morning walk when I noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"It’s no secret. I smoke ten cigars a day." she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and get laid. Surprisingly, I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!” I said, “How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied.