Saturday, October 29, 2011

Getting Through Customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

 'Of course my child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.  Is there any way you could carry
it through customs for me?  Under...your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.


LOLA said...

Hilarious, as always, Coffey. I'm glad you haven't gone unused.


T. Roger Thomas said...


Marnie said...

LMAO! Hilarious!

Mike Golch said...


Sandra said...

That pic of you getting the pat down was the punchline to this joke!

Coffeypot said...

Sandra, I paid him fifty bucks to do it three times.

PAPS said...

That is hilarious.

blueeyedtawni said...


Beau's Mom said...

Did you know that for an extra hundred bucks they'll do a strip search?

Obviously not.

Anonymous said...

Clever Priest!! A mind is a terrible thing to waste but so isn't... a "magnificent piece of equipment"

AirmanMom said...

I'm laughing so hard, I can hardly see what I'm typing. Good one!
Happy Boo Day!