As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really care.  And I don’t care about exercising, either.
Instead I think it’s the tortoise life for me!  Let me explain…
1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.  A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise??  
I don't think so. 
I'm retired.  Go around me!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4 comments:
But the rabbit has nearly 15 years of non-stop sex. That must mean something. Just sayin'.
Love,
Lola
Lola, I don't think I could hold out for 15 years non-stop sex. I'm doing good to go for a half hour. Weak back and hunger, too? Sorry!
half hour huh? Bragger!
No bragging, DC. Fact! Why from the time I get into the car and drive over (known as foreplay) till the time I get dressed and leave is a good half hour.
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