Thursday, November 17, 2011

Retirement Q&A

Thinking about retirement?  Here is a list of Q&A's that my help you make up your mind.

Your welcome!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answers: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answers: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answers: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answers: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answers: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answers: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term of someone enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answers: NUTS!!!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answers: As soon as they do their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answers: Normal!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answers: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: What is the best way to describe retiremetn?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answers: If you cut classes no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he worked with?
Answers: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

Question: What do you do all week?
Answers: Monday through Friday, NOTHING…Saturday and Sunday, Rest.


Rita said...

One more:

How many times do you realize you posted Q&A #1 before someone tells you?

Answer that one right and you get a one free night all alone with Nancy Pelosi.

Coffeypot said...

And life in prison for killing the bitch.

Coffeypot said...

Well, maybe not that drastic, but...

Suz said...

I'm in! I wish.

Sarge Charlie said...


Rita said...

OK, I'll be nice. Your choice, Nancy or the Duchess of Alba.

LOLA said...

Since I can't find a job, maybe I'll start telling people I've retired.


Not So Simply Single said...


That is for OLD people...

Enuf said!


SuzieQ said...

Have you been looking in my windows?? Retire BEFORE you get too old to enjoy it!

dirtycowgirl said...

I wish I'd visited here sooner.
You are very funny - and now I can't wait to retire :)