Sunday, November 13, 2011

Viagra's Second Name

           (Me and Judy?  I Wish!!!)

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophe and Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.  

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.  

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.  

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections with absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.  


LOLA said...

Sorry you have floppin' problems and need help. Don't visit me.


Coffeypot said...

Where does it say I have a problem? I'm just reporting the news.

2peeeps said...

hahaha nice post my friend

2Peeeps Health and Fitness

Anonymous said...

You can actually BUY prescription vials of this stuff now...



All are gag gifts..

A prescription bottle filled with Milk Chocolate candy, with a genuine looking label showing the DRUG name, and really funny "instructions" joke telling how often, and why to take it...

My youngest Son bought a bottle of MYCOXASCORIN as a gift for my older son who just had his first child.. (my first grandson...)

It was funny as hell...

You can customize your bottle to say whatever you want...

you can buy them here:

My son said it was $8.50 for the custom bottle, and it was delivered in 3 days via Priority Mail.