Thursday, December 08, 2011

Medical Problem

A guy goes to this doctor and says, “Doc I have a problem.”

“What kind of a problem?” the doctor asked.

“Well says the patient before I go to work my wife jumps me and we have sex three times. When I get to the office, my secretary and I have sex, and then at lunch we have sex and a ‘quickie’ at the end of work. Then when I get home, my wife jumps me again before dinner, after dinner, before we go to bed, and before we go to sleep. All this happens every day.”

“So,” asks the doctor, “what’s your problem?

The guy says, “When I jerk off, I get dizzy.”


Beau's Mom said...

Feeling dizzy John? heh heh

dc said...

Hey what the heck happened to you Wed.??? Couldn't log onto your account here, got a thingy that said it had been shut down. I thought OH< NO! But here you are today with your sassiness.

Coffeypot said...

BM, not right now...I have arm cramps.

dc, the Google Gods were fucking with me again. That is the second big time shutdown for now apparent reason. I have had it happen for a few minutes, but these two times I was down for a couple of days.