Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How Much?


















The other day I was talking with an old pal and a question came up. 

Let me explain.

"YA KNOW, WHEN I WAS 25 AND GOT A HARD-ON, I COULDN'T BEND IT WITH BOTH  HANDS.

BY THE TIME I WAS 50, I COULD BEND IT ABOUT 10 DEGREES IF I TRIED REAL HARD.

BY THE TIME I WAS 60, I COULD BEND IT 20 DEGREES, NO PROBLEM.

I'M GONNA BE 70 NEXT WEEK, AND I CAN BEND IT IN HALF WITH JUST ONE HAND."

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" My pal asked.

"WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH STRONGER AM I GONNA GET?

6 comments:

THINGS YOU'D NEVER GUESS ABOUT ME said...

70 and he gets a hard on at all? So, if he can turn it to face himself....and since he's old, he's probably bent over....I'm seeing some advantages here....

THINGS YOU'D NEVER GUESS ABOUT ME said...

whew. I was afraid I actually published what I was typing before....and....oh....nevermind

Anonymous said...

very cute! Tell Judy way to go for me!!

Janie Junebug said...

Beau's Mom, You're naughty. I like that.

Love,
Janie Junebug

Jay in Ames said...

Good stuff! Came over from Little Dreamer's blog, after a google image search for "dutch oven" (go figure, huh?).

Not So Simply Single said...

One of my gay girlfriends posed the question, when a man is hard, can you break his dick if you point it to the ground?

I had to try it out for myself with my sweetie...

and the answer was,

OUCH!