Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! Ya need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "Ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Ya there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa moseys out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! They ain't nuthin wrong with da outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain'ta stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! They ain't nuthin wrong with this here outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
Now that thar is ‘bout as mean a thing to do as throwing a sack full of puppies in the river.