Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Screwed Again

This is our neighbor:

She's single...

She lives right across the street and I can see her house from our living room.

So I was watching when she got home from work this evening.  But I was surprised when she walked across the street and up our driveway.

She knocked on our door and I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!   I have this strong urge to have a good time tonight.  You know, get drunk and screw all night long, that sort of thing!  Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Hell no!  I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"


Maxwell said...

To which you pull out your dick and say, "Sure. Now lube up the leash with your mouth."

Ed said...

Good one Maxwell.

Melanie said...


Momma Fargo said...

LOL. Yep. Yep. That's the ticket. She knows a dog person when she sees one. :)

Keep dreaming. We all wished we had neighbors that looked like that.

Beau's Mom said...


Janie Junebug said...

At least she knows that you're kind to dogs and she won't allow her dog to be ignored while she has fun. I made my dogs wait outside the door when I make love. But it only takes about five minutes.

Janie Junebug