Thursday, March 29, 2012

Two Simple Truths of Life



















SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated.
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2 comments:

Symdaddy said...

Very good!

Momma Fargo said...

The brain on the boy is too big. Just sayin'.