Thursday, May 03, 2012

A Wedding Story

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Atlanta, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes! How can I help you."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds”

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "Well then, we'd like to use this store for our wedding present’s list..."


Beau's Mom said...

What? No request for condoms? I see an unwanted pregnancy in their future.

Momma Fargo said...

Haha! and Beau's Mom...funny.

Not So Simply Single said...

You are a sick man!


blueeyedtawni said...


little lotta said...

U rite gud for an old geezer.

Janie Junebug said...

Hilarious. I'm not concerned about an unwanted pregnancy without condoms, but what about STDs? I'm blogging again and open to the public. I think you might have to join me again to get me back in your reader. Come back to me, please! Lola is returning also.

Aleta said...

Too Funny!