Coffeypot: A Great American Cowpoke

Sunday, July 29, 2012

A Great American Cowpoke

Cowpoke: “Give me three packet of condoms, please.”

Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

Cowpoke” “Nah – She ain’t that ugly.”

7 comments:

Janie Junebug said...: Oh, Coffey. Oh, dear. That's nasty.

Love,
Janie, who likes it nasty; Sun Jul 29, 08:08:00 PM
middle child said...: Hey. There's something about the tax/tacks too. Can't remember.; Sun Jul 29, 09:56:00 PM
T. Roger Thomas said...: hehe; Mon Jul 30, 01:28:00 AM
Venom said...: That reminds me of the old 'coyote ugly' joke..

It's a one bagger if she/he's ugly,
It's a two bagger if she'he's REALLY ugly,
And then there's coyote ugly...
Where you'd sooner gnaw off your own arm than wake them up getting out of bed.; Mon Jul 30, 06:09:00 PM
Not So Simply Single said...: Pretty funny...; Mon Jul 30, 09:23:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Nasty is a good thing; Wed Aug 01, 06:28:00 PM
Ducky said...: Perfect! The double-baggers are the worst! I think that's what they made beer for.; Wed Aug 01, 06:49:00 PM

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