Thursday, November 01, 2012

OH WELL!! ... Let's Offend Everybody

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A.   A different bar.

Q.  What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.  Sum Ting Wong.

Q.  What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q.  Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q.  Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A.  Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q.  What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.  The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q.  How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A.  Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q.   Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.   Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. 


Suz said...

You are so bad! And that's why I love you!

russell.j.coller.jr said...

[in your best 'Lucky Charms' accent]

Little 12-year-old Irish boy runs up to his da: "Da, Da! can I have five bucks to go downtown & buy a Guinea Pig?"

Father replies: "ah, me-boy... here's 10 dollars... why don't you go down & find yourself a nice Irish girl..."

texas adult driver education said...

Let's just be open minded about jokes like these, even if it got to the topic of religion. That's why they're called jokes, because they're not completely true right? We here are all laughing because of those jokes, those were hilariously entertaining. We know there's a lot more where that came from so we're going to stay tuned.

MSgt B said...

Ha Ha

You're killing me.

Let me see if I can go one better...

Coffeypot said...

Suz, what's not to love...6'4", 220lbs of kicky bate...

russell, great one. I even posted it on my Facebook page. Thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime.

Texas, what do I need with TX driver education?

MSgt B, thanks...coming from a master. You do it on a daily bases.

Hill Country Tex, where did you go. He had a cool blog and before I could join up he disappeared. Come back, dude.