Friday, January 04, 2013

A Little British Humor


























Below are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. 
Also 1 gay bull for sale!

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE!
Worn once by mistake!
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER!
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition!  £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married; wife knows everything.

Plus…

A thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker -- Billy Connolly,
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good ones... :-)

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Multitasking? Snort!

NavyOne said...

Must sell washer and drier! Hahaha!

Marnie said...

British humor is the best. I watch a few British shows...do you get Coronation Street in the US?