Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
In light of the monumental finding men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory being that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer men turn into women.
To test the theory 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong, instead they would pout.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense… and giggled.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down when taking a piss.
No further testing was considered necessary!