CATSA disclosed the
following Airport
Screening Results
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December 2014 Statistics
On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
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|
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Terrorists Discovered
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0 |
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Transvestites
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133 |
|
Hernias
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1,485
|
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Hemorrhoid Cases
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3,172
|
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Enlarged Prostates
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8,249
|
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Breast Implants
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59,350
|
|
Natural Blondes
|
3
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It was also discovered that
308 politicians had no
balls.
I thought you should to
know.
6 comments:
What bothers me most is the amount of tax dollars spent to determine how many politicians have no balls. I could have told them, and I would have saved them money.
LOL
Heh... Good one!
Ha. Fo sho.
It easier to spot the above list with common sense and an eye for detail. No full body scan needed.
VERY illuminating. Excellent public service announcement.
I went through the full body XRAY for the first time last summer. I was startled, because I can NEVER EVER go through the security platform at the airport without setting it off. I ALWAYS set off the alarm. But with the XRAY, not even a peep. I was shocked. My skeletons remain in the closet for now!
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