Hello! Anyone out there? (tap, tap, tap) Is this thing on?
Damn!
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY
Drinking Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a pet me
sign
Bill
Clinton
OJ
Simpson showing me his knife collection
An
elevator ride with Ray Rice
A drink
offered by Bill Cosby
Michael
Jackson’s doctor
An Obama
nuclear deal with Iran
A
Palestinian with a backpack on a motorcycle
Gas
station sushi
Jimmy
Carter’s economic plan
Brian
Williams’ news reports
Loch Ness
monster sightings
Prayers
for peace from Al Sharpton
An Obama
endorsement
Rosie O
showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet
German
co-pilots
Nigerian
lotto wins
The
$35,000,000 Arab Sheik who keeps sending me emails
Mexican
building codes
Duke
strippers
Chicago
governors
Obama
being Christian
Seriously, Peeps, she is as
much a threat to this country as Obama, only not as a Muslim.
7 comments:
Here! Here! I agree. She is evil. And glad to have you back. Missed you.
+1
Hardy har
All correct... sigh
She lies SO mech that it's hare to pick just 50.
All correct, and now you can add "The Duggars believe their son is innocent"
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