Happy New Year!
My brother sent this to me. It seemed appropriate, and expressed my feelings toward those who read my paltry stuff. So I changed it a little to fit and am sending it to you.
After serious & cautious consideration....your contracts of friendship have been renewed for the New Year 2007!
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! LOL
My Wish for You, my blogger friends, for 2007?
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts, and may the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline, and laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires, and happiness slap you across the face while your tears are that of joy.
May the problems you HAD forget your home address! In simple words, may 2007 be the best year of your life!!!
Love & hugs!
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