An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
tongue of Islam, speak in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report
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APRIL 15--Today in Unique Weapon news:
A man is behind bars after allegedly striking his roommate in the head with
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3 comments:
That naughty Amish farmer!
maybe we could bottle it and sell it just to the islamic terrorists???
Love it!
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