DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
WELL, SHIT!!!
Dolly Parton ~ Austin City Limits Live 2022
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VIDEO HERE
RIP Dolly Parton 1-19-1946 / 8-25-2026
Moody Theatre Austin, Texas
*Setlist:*
1. Run
2. Woman Up (And Take It Like A Man)
3. Big Dreams and Fa...
5 hours ago


6 comments:
I am certain Maxine could find a way to make that fire extinguisher vibrate.
It never hurts to read the labels on those things before you buy:
• stand next to something hot
• aim your hose at the heat, and squeeze the handle
• stand back, and see if anything starts to sizzle.
There's a cork very every bottle.
well???? isn't she trying to put out a fire??? sheesh!!!
If I wasn't dating and sleeping with My Gal Spooky, I'd be puttin' th' moves on Maxine fo' sho'...
Maxine is HOT!
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