Here are some more medical definitions from the Red Neck Dictionary to aid you in conversations with those of us blessed to be from the South. You know the saying, “American By Birth - Southern By The Grace Of GOD”
A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit. Asphalt describes rectal problems. A condom is a large apartment. Douche is the French word for "twelve. Genitals are people of non-Jewish descent. A Diaphragm is a drawing in Geometry. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. An Erection is when Japanese people vote. A Dildo is a variety of the sweet pickle. An Umbilical Chord is part of a parachute. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. A Menstrual Cycle has three wheels. The Clitoris is a type of flower. Testacles are found on an octopus. Kotex is a radio station in Cincinatti. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.