Ollie, at Ollie Unglued, had this meme and I though you would like...nay LOVE...to know more about me and my deepenst thoughts and feelings. So grab a glass of wine, or a cold bottle of beer, or a glass of ice tea, or your crack pipe and read along: Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum and the armadillo it can be done. What was your last thought? I’ve never had one, just continuous string of the annoying things. Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog! Cats are too stringy and tough to chew.
Define yourself in 3 words. Tall, Old, Gullible
Kill the spider or let it out? Watch it for awhile then smash it.
Do you shower every single day? Yes!
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? Kick him into unconsciousness and take his bottle of Thunder Bird.
Where do you want to travel next? Iraq or Afghanistan.
What is your favorite food? Lost my virginity and have become a Sushi fanatic. But I still love Steaks.
Did you read Harry Potter books? Oh Hell yeah. Though the last two were a bit long and boring.
What is your favorite place? At a NASCAR track or on the flight deck of a Navy carrier or AF base.
If you could have one super human power what would you choose? To fly along reading peoples minds while looking at their naked bodies with my x-ray vision.
Have you had a beer in the last week? Having one now.
Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Vitamin Water with Scotch.
What is your favorite song of all time? The One I Am Grooving To At The Time.
When and where was the best picture of you taken? Never had a good picture of me take anywhere.