I have this strange predicament. I’m my own grandpa. This isn’t as strange as it sounds here in the South. Ray Stepens has the same problem, but he put his to music. Here tis:
Undersand, now? No! Okay, here's the same song with a flow chart.
Got it now? Still no? Damn, you Yankees just don't get family do ya?
Buck No - Congressman from my district, Ken Buck. Presents himself as a "conservative". Should be written, CONservative. Voted against the National Reciprocity Act....
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