I have this strange predicament. I’m my own grandpa. This isn’t as strange as it sounds here in the South. Ray Stepens has the same problem, but he put his to music. Here tis:
Undersand, now? No! Okay, here's the same song with a flow chart.
Got it now? Still no? Damn, you Yankees just don't get family do ya?
MASTERPIECE #1762 - Per Wickenberg, Swedish *Oedipus, Now Wishing He'd Sprung For a Pair of Those Eclipse Glasses*, 1833 Oil on canvas mounted on panel
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