I have this strange predicament. I’m my own grandpa. This isn’t as strange as it sounds here in the South. Ray Stepens has the same problem, but he put his to music. Here tis:
Undersand, now? No! Okay, here's the same song with a flow chart.
Got it now? Still no? Damn, you Yankees just don't get family do ya?
I GOT TEARS IN MY EARS FROM LYIN' ON MY BACK IN MY BED WHILE I CRIED OVER YOU (& SOME GREAT COUNTRY MUSIC) - *(Reworked from an April, 2013 post.)* *Do you know what happens if you play country music backwards? You get your wife, your dog & your truck back!!* ...
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