Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Maxine's Men


I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves,Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

And thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes....so have fun, think 'good thoughts', learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!!!!!!!


Just Another Momma said...

Love it! Maxine is awesome.

Dulce said...

This Carpe Diem is great!
I love Alt Zeimer and Jonny Walker LOL

Mike Golch said...

a Fandamntastic posting,if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Quite a group of friends you hang out with.


Matty said...

She keeps quite an array of boyfriends. But not exactly the kind I envy.

The Peach Tart said...

I think Jack makes it all seem better.