MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
And thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes....so have fun, think 'good thoughts', learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!!!!!!!
.
.
Wednesday's memes
-
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)
11)
12)
13)
14)
15)
16)
17)
18)
19)
20)
55 minutes ago
6 comments:
Love it! Maxine is awesome.
This Carpe Diem is great!
I love Alt Zeimer and Jonny Walker LOL
.)
a Fandamntastic posting,if you ask me.
Quite a group of friends you hang out with.
Secretia
She keeps quite an array of boyfriends. But not exactly the kind I envy.
I think Jack makes it all seem better.
Post a Comment