Monday, June 07, 2010

The Good Samaritan

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road- side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

"Glad to do it.” the lawyer replied.

“You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high"


blueviolet said...

That made me laugh!

Lickety Splitter said...

LOL ... dude, where do you get all this funny stuff?

Miss Em said...

Glad you were able to use that e-mail.

Miss Em.

Trina said...

LOL. We sure could have used them over in our lawn a week or so ago!

I left you something on my blog. You're the lone man to get it, so use it. LOL

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Oh, you sucked me in. Love it.