Friday, August 26, 2011

Lexiphile Humor

To all you Lexiphiles out there:
(Those who love playing on words)

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds


Wrexie said...

I'd give my right arm to be as humerus as you.

(...I like the fishing one best.) hehe.

Paxford said...

a flat miner....

You are very funny :)


Unknown said...

Happy Friday!

Coffeypot said...

Wrexie, from a school teacher, I don't doubt it. Being that Humerus, you have a bone to pick with someone.

Pax, I copy and paste well, huh?

AM, as always, same to you.

Unknown said...

Ah. My world. Than you.

The Reckmonster said...

BAHAHAHA! Love these!

dc said...

You are so cute, I just want to pinch your cheeks!

Coffeypot said...

Suz, You are the one I thought would really appreciate this post.

dc, which set of cheeks. They are both squeezable.