Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night in a motel. As you would expect, Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald frowned and said, “No!”
Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom there would be no sex.
“Maybe they sell them at the front desk.” she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the motel clerk if they had condoms.
“Yes we do,” the clerk said and pulled out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, “Would you like for me to put this on your bill?”
“Thit No!” Donald quacked. “I’ll thuffocate.”
Now it’s okay to laugh, peeps. Seriously! Go ahead. You know you liked it.