Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Older Woman On A Cruise

It’s amazing how our values change we you age!

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam…I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your girly bits are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"


CI-Roller Dude said...

that was funny

Suz said...

Gal's got her priorities straight!

Janie Junebug said...

I understand how she feels and I'm not even that old yet.


Paxford said...

Love it!


lotta joy said...

Dont'cha just hate three word comments?

I love my hats but never wear them. My sister once told me that when I wear a hat I look like a Dyke without a bike.