Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Little Girl Walking Her Dog

A little girl was walking her dog in the park when she was approached by an older lady.

“My, what a pretty dog.”

“Thank you, ma’am.”, said the little girl.

“What’s your dog’s name?” asked the lady.


The old lady said, “What a cute name. Is that because he is so big and fat?”

The little girl looked surprised and said, “Oh, no ma’am. We call him Porky because he fucks pigs.”

Twenty minutes later the EMT’s revived her. She was okay!


Janie Junebug said...

What a charming child. Reminds me so much of myself when I was little. And look at how well I turned out.

Janie Lola

NavyOne said...

Ha ha! I did not see that one coming.

middle child said...

I love it when little kids are taught about the birds and the bees. Ha!

Momcat said...

My daughter's got a dog called Piglet but he's not into kinky stuff outside his species...!