Wednesday, May 16, 2012

PAMPURRED














10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

6 comments:

lotta joy said...

Yeah. Yeah. It's ALL about the man. I get it. Where's Dot?

Coffeypot said...

LJ, Glad you recognized that. Dot is sitting over there sleeping with her knitting sliding off her ...uh ...umm ...lap ...what's left of it.

Janie Junebug said...

I laughed at his jokes. I didn't try to change him. He left anyway. Now what?

Love,
Janie, who is wearing a men's dress shirt

Janie Junebug said...

I laughed at his jokes. I didn't try to change him. He left anyway. Now what?

Love,
Janie, who is wearing a men's dress shirt

lotta joy said...

I saw your comment to LJ, then wondered who the hell LJ is.....dayum. Move over Dot! LJ's comin'.

Not So Simply Single said...

True, so true...