-You have a dozen license plates on your garage
wall, but none on your truck.
-Police dust your furniture more often than you do.
-You’ve ever used a Slurpee as a cocktail mixer.
-You bought a “Girls Gone Wild” video cus your
daughter’s in it.
-The 7-11 clerk knows just how you like your
hotdogs.
-You’ve never had a haircut from a non-relative.
-The emergency room doctor tells you “see you next
Saturday.”
-You’ve proposed marriage through a karaoke
microphone.
-Your ceiling fan used to be your bass boat’s propeller.
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5 comments:
You might be a married redneck if you have dip stains on both sides of your truck.
Or a bumper sticker that says, "Careful When Passing - Driver Chews Tobacco"
That tatoo has got to be one of the nastiest things I've ever seen, Can you imagine looking at that everyday? gag
Or if the gator in your pond is more cause for a BBQ than a good scare.
MM, the is one like that only with a cow, too.
ravenjanedoh, I have eaten gator tail and it was pretty good. Usually, if you can see the gator on land, he is just sunning and won't bother you unless you fuck with it.
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