Monday, November 11, 2013

Confucius Say...

The wisdom of the great Gook Philosopher, Confucius:

Confucius Say
It’s OK to let a fool kiss you,
But don’t let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say
A Kiss is just shopping upstairs
For downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say
It is better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say
Man with a broken condom
Is called Daddy.

Confucius Say
Woman who fly upside down
Have crack up.

Confucius Say
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax
Doesn’t know if he is coming or going.

Confucius Say
A drunken man’s words
Are a sober man’s thoughts.

Confucius Say
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
And you lose interest.

Confucius Say
Viagra is like Disneyland…
A one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say
A joke is like sex,
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.

Confucius Say
Man who argue with wife during the day
Get no piece at night.

Feel wiser now?  Me neither!


lotta joy said...

Sex is 100% important if you're only getting 0.

Rita said...

Hey Coffey. Just want to tell you how much I appreciate your service. Thank you Sir for your service. It's a debt I can never repay.

Janie Junebug said...

Thank you, Confucius Coffey.


lotta joy said...

Seven days without sex makes one weak.

You're welcome.

Coffeypot said...

Thank you, Rita. It was an experience.

Thank you, Janie. I am called Confucius because I stay confused all the time.

LJ, If that were true I wouldn't be able to stand up.

Old NFO said...

Heh... :-)