Showing posts with label Southern Bells. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Southern Bells. Show all posts

Monday, December 28, 2009

Redneck Monday - Southern Ladies


Bless their hearts, there is nothing like a genteel Southern Lady.

But how do you know when you have met one?

Let me explain,

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Homemade biscuits with mom

Now you will know a Southern Lady when you meet her.

And bless your heart for being a gentleman to the lady, too.


Then there are the other Southern Bells: