Showing posts with label T-Shirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label T-Shirt. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

T-Shirt and Oil Lamp

In my last post I told you that I went to the Museum in Forest Park while in St. Louis. I was in the mood to do some dorky stuff.

Well I saw this T-Shirt.

I had to get it for Judy. I would not be surprised to see her in the history books one day. She is a brilliant woman with a very high IQ. Very smart lady - She married me didn't she? Very Smart.

Then, when I got home I had this little ditty waiting on me.

For you less educated and worldly people (ya know, Democrats) it is a miniature oil lamp.

This is another picture to show you just how small it is.


It is a gift sent to me by one of my milsupport people. She is in the Air Force and is over there playing in the sand right now. But she took the time to find and send me a gift. Cool huh? And a very sweet postcard, too.

But it is defective. I have rubbed that little bastard for hours and not one genie has popped out. It’s so small I thought maybe a midget genie, but nothing.

Anyblisters, I guess the Afghanies use one this small for a night light. Don’t know for sure. But it makes sense to me.

Yeah, yeah! I said Judy was smart. I never claimed to be. Just hicky bate. That’s all.

But I do appreciate the little gift from so far away. We have some really cool people working for us over there - and at home - and on & under the sea - and in the air - and they all are doing it for us.

God bless America

Friday, January 08, 2010

Best T-Shirt Ever

***UPDATE***
If you want this shirt go to http://www.zazzle.com/i_may_have_lost_my_virginity_funny_tshirt-235940299231576859
and order as many as you like. Take a picture of the shirt with you in it and send it to me.


LADIES! I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT T-SHIRT FOR YOU...



NOW WHO HAS THE BALLS TO WEAR IT?