Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

School Days



















Early Picture ('40's) of my high school (West Fulton - Blue Owls)

***Warning! This is a little long and rambling, but it’s been on my mind lately…and I rarely talk about shit that's on my mind.  So either read it and try not to fall asleep, or go on to the next blog.  I’ll see ya later when I post some more funnies.***

As y'all know, these next few weeks will be end of the school year and some of you will have sons or daughters graduating or being promoted to the next grades.  Congratulations to all of you – even the parents for all your contributions and support.  All of you rock.  Sadly I never had that.

I have been reading some of your blogs where you have been praising the teachers.  Not me!   

I have a love/hate thing when it comes to teachers.  I know that there are many loving, dedicated teachers out there who are a credit to your profession and a great mentor and roll model to the kids.   One was my friend and former shipmate in the Navy, Johnny Yearwood, who came home, went to college and became a teacher.  In his obit, students and former students commented on how he had changed their lives.  Teachers can do that.  Sadly I never had that either…accept one.

On the hate side, there are also some lousy, dead weight people who stand in front of a classroom who have the title of teacher, and do nothing but teach what the liberal boards tell them to teach, facts and changes in events be dammed, and never get involved with their student's lives.  Sad they are protected by a useless union (but that's fodder for another blog post.)

School and I didn’t get along too well.  I was always in trouble for talking, fidgeting and stuff.  I wasn't a bad kid, I just couldn’t keep quiet (does that surprise anyone?).  I would wonder how come I was always in trouble and my classmates weren’t.  But I always seem to be the one who got caught.  And no teacher ever pulled me aside and asked why?   

No teacher ever bragged on anything I accomplished – a rare thing for me to spend the time and effort in doing the extra stuff to begin with.  For example, I once had an assignment in the 7th grade to make a diorama of the Battle of Kennesaw Mountain.  I had a set of civil war soldiers, half blue and half gray.  I got 50 of them, 25 on each side and painted them…face colors, back or brown for shoes, packs and blankets, silver for the gun barrels, etc.  Built a mound of dirt and put real tree branches for trees, placed toy cannons on he mountain, the whole thing.  It was so big and heavy I had to put it in a wagon and pull it to school.  It took almost a week to put it together.  I got a B.  A fucking B.  I said I would never go to that extreme again.  And I didn't!

This was the same teacher I punched out, read about it here.  But this grade was before the incident.  However, she did make it a point to tell me, in front of the whole class, that I wasn't being promoted to high school, but was just being placed.  Great for the self-esteem, don't ya think?

I had my problems in high school, but I didn’t punch out any teachers.  And, as usual, I was still confused as to why I couldn’t make good grades or stay out of trouble.  Again, not teacher ever ask why…they just handed out demerits that cause me to do the ‘Breakfast Club’ thing after school.  Every summer was spent in summer school.

Then came my senior year and one teacher, Mr. Clower, pulled me out of a class one day and talked to me in the hall.  I had his class for Bookkeeping (Accounting now days) and did alright there.  It seemed that I was failing ART.  ART for Christ sake!  No test!  No reading! Just drawing and making clay ashtrays that looked more like cow patties than anything else.  But, again, I was on her shit list.  I think it had something to do with a drawing assignment.  We had to draw some different poses of our hands.  I drew one pose in each corner and one big one in the middle of the page and, yep, you guessed it, it was of my hand giving the bird.  Art is art, right?

Anyintervening, Mr. Clower went to bat for me and I was able to graduate.   He knew I was planning on going into the Navy and that, hopefully, would give a step up in life.  He was right.  The Navy made a big difference in my life and how I saw myself.

But by this time I had really built up a chip on my shoulder and I gave him some wise ass comment.  He bowed up, pushed me against the wall and stuck his finger in my face and told me that he would let me fail if that’s what I wanted.  But he thought I was better than what others were seeing.  No teacher had ever said anything like that to me in my life.  I stood there stunned while he walked off.  I graduated (or was I placed again?)!

Back in the 50’s and 60’s no one knew what ADHD was, other than we were lazy and always in trouble.  My parents, who never tried anything other than spanking and who never worked in the school or PTA or anything, were told I was very smart but real lazy.  So I was raised thinking I was just a lazy trouble maker.

Anyways, after I got my college degree I wanted to find Mr. Clower and tell him thank you from the bottom of my heart.  But he had died the year before.   

I just hope he knew that he had made a difference in one student.  One that regrets he never got to tell him.

I do wonder what would have happen if I had one or two of the great teachers early on.  I’ll never know!
Congratulations, thought, to all of you who are making the grade.

And thank you to all the great teachers out there.  You do make a difference.
As for the dead weight teachers, I hope you loose your job, and end up homeless and die in a cardboard box.

Fuckers!
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Best Laid Thanksgiving Plans Aren't...


(My truck is the same color, too. I call her my 'Tin Can')

My Thanksgiving plans had consisted of lying around the house reading, blogging and watching TV. Instead I spent a good proton of it running up and down I-575, I-75 and I-285.

My wife was going to visit her daughter, Dr. Amber, DVM and deliver a Futon we bought for her last night. The rest of the family had commitments in different compass directions so I would be home alone.

I chose not to go with my wife because Amber and I are both ‘A’ types and I have a difficult time convincing her that I am always right. She is just too damn smart for my own good.

Anyway, the best laid plans and all that shit…it just didn’t happen that way.

We got up early this morning and ran to Kmart to take advantage of some awesome deals for Christmas presents, then stopped off at the Waffle House for brunch. I got my Thanksgiving turkey fix by ordering a Fiesta/Turkey Omelet with sliced tomatoes instead of grits or hash browns.

Then we went home to swap vehicles. She got in the truck with the Futon in the back, still in the box. It fit perfectly between the wheel wells, but was on the back side of the truck bed, next to the tailgate. But it was heavy enough that I didn’t think there would be a problem - silly me.

About 20 minutes after she left, I got a phone call. “John, the Futon is gone.”

“No way!” says a loving and understanding husband. She said she looked in the mirror and it is gone.

So I got in the car to travel and backtrack her route to fine what ever was left, if anything. She had gone down three major freeways at 70 to 80 mph and I wasn’t sure what we would find. I only saw her once, and that was when we called off the search as she was going on to Ambers and I was heading home.

We both drove the whole route twice and found nothing. I ask her did she not see cars behind her doing evasive maneuvers or someone pulling up beside her blowing their horn to tell her the box had flown out of the truck, and she said negative to both. Finally she called asking me why she was crying over a stupid Futon. I told her, in my most understand voice, “How the Hell do I know?” Actually I told her not to worry about it. That it was my fault for not pushing the damn thing up next to the cab or tying it down. I really thought it was heavy enough to ride without restraint.

I told her I figured someone was following her in a pickup or van or something and stopped and picked it up for themselves. At least she had made someone happy on Thanksgiving.

I also told her not to worry. We had just learned a $150 lesson, and that it was okay. But not to come home ever again. Just kidding! Damn, folks! Chill!

Anyway, a couple of hours later she call and asked, “If I tell you something will you not get mad at me?” Oh, Fuck! She’s wrecked the truck.

“Did you wreck the truck?” I softly asked her with a voice I was too afraid to use.

“NOOOO!”

“Okay, what?” I asked.

“You didn’t say you wouldn’t get mad.”

“Okay, as long as you didn’t scratch, bend, dent or hurt my truck, I won’t get mad.” I was lying my ass off. She was going down if she hurt my truck.

“Okay! The Futon is in the back.”

“What? HAHAHAHHA”

“Stop laughing!” she started to cry and yell at me.

You see, my wife is 5’2” and the truck is an F150 with a pretty high truck bed and she didn’t look over the side. In fact she didn’t even get out of the truck until she got to Ambers. The box had slid up next to the cab when she stopped at a traffic light and she couldn‘t see it in the mirror.

I couldn’t help it, I was laughing my ass off and she was yelling at me, “You had better not blog about this. I swear you had better not.”

Well, she loves me so I don’t have to worry about bodily harm, and we are too old for her to use the lack of sex as a weapon, but I relented. I told her I promise I would not post anything with her name in it. And I haven’t.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Have A Great Thanksgiving


My friend and very talented artist, poet, writer and all round good person, Mary Taitt at No Polar Coordinates gave me permission to pass this on to my peeps. She's sweet like that.

I hope everyone's Thanksgiving goes as well as you have planned it.

If not, give me a call. I'll here alone. Family has different commitments that goes in different directions and illnesses that keeps them at home. So it will me and a few close...uh...friends at the Waffle House.

Just the way I like it.

TTFN!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Thanksgiving Video to Laugh At



My funny friend, Peggy, over at Divas Seasons2 (http://divasseasons2.blogspot.com/) tried to post the above video and was unable. So I am doing it for her. Go vist her, too. She has the best jokes posted and, yes, I have stollen from her before.

Also, when I was watching the above vidoe I ran acorss this little dittie below. Enjoy that one, too.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, a day early, to those of you who observe this tradition. The rest of you from other countries, man, you don't know what you are missing. Best eating than any other time of the year. Even if it is at the Waffle House.

It is a time to hold those you love and have them close by. For those serving our country, God Bless you guys and gals. Thank you for you sacrifices in keeping us safe and able to enjoy this time of the year, and a prayer for each of you and your families will be forthcoming.

Now, pass the turkey!