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A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN; 30 GRANDCHILDREN; 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN; AND 25
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN.
HE ALSO LEFT A 15-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don’t it?
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At least he went out with a BANG!
Ha! Reminds me of the overweight people that burst into flames from the grease and fat.
I guess you can say his life was very explosive. That was funny.
Dang, glad i read yhour comment on Val's Gold to Silver. Oh,, i "borrowed" your BP U-toob video..lol You are invite to visit my blog "no hope without truth in government",, aint as funny as yours. I will work on it.. lol... glnroz.blogspot.com,, and glnroz33.blogspot.com.. thnkx
Sweet Jesus, he saved a lot of other people from being burned dead. That may come in handy when the dead are raised.
Embarrassing admition: I didn't get the joke til I read the comments! Now I think it's funny!
I was going to make a joke, but they've all been done!
I don't know about a tear...but the pic of Sam Elliot puts a grin on my face.
I can only imagine his farts.
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